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a) 3 really is a crowd

b) If you get any closer Bob you'll be on the map

c) Are we really starting a loose maul?

d) I thought this was a non-contact sport!

e) NHS cuts take effect - no glasses available in Lancashire!

f) I told you these glasses were no good!

g)  Ok, we've found the kite, but where the heck is the feature?

h)  'This mini league is getting ridiculous!

i) Do you think my bum looks big in this?

j) Devotees worship their god...